"and so we beat on boats against the current borne back ceaselessly into the past." - The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald.
(Jasmine, 17, Brazil)
Teenagers: I lost my virginity at a party.
Me: I lost a follower when I was sleeping.


[invites everyone who talks smack about tyler posey to an all you can eat buffet]

[locks the doors]

[plays rains of castemere]


The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.


"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison